System Failure

Greetings, cadet in the Spacenaut Spacial Space Force Armada!

Severals distress calls have been sent by our fellow Spacenauts in the Neonzone, and it's up to YOU to save them. You and this Neon Space Cruiser that may or may not blow up instantly. 

With this cutting edge marvel of technology, you will be cruising the Neonzone with the best equiment there is, such as a blaster to defend yourself against pesky invaders, a good 'ol thruster to surf on the space waves and a scanner to not get lost in the immensity of space where no one can hear you scream.

We are contractually obligated to tell every new pilots that the Neon Space Cruiser is prone to overheating, system haywiring and general unreliabilty.

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Thanks to @fantommusik for the soundtrack of this game!